Nerdfighter, whovian, potterhead, nightvalean, cumbercookie, youtube fanatic, part-time companion. No giant squids of anger allowed.

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sandshrewd:

i hate how parents can’t just accept that they are wrong like i know you have more knowledge, experience and all that ish but like u can still be wrong god dammit

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Source: sandshrewd

colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → ginny weasley or luna lovegood? (asked by anon)

colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → ginny weasley or luna lovegood? (asked by anon)

(via consultingteenagefangirl)

Source: colinodonorgasm

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molassesglasses:

To people who say no one uses math outside of class

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You are incorrect 

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Source: molassesglasses

quicksilvermad:

Soldiers’ Engraved Zippos from Vietnam

quicksilvermad:

Soldiers’ Engraved Zippos from Vietnam

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Source: quicksilvermad

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jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

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buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

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Source: laserbabe

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

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Source: gloomyteens

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p0kemina:

fragmentedd:

Beauty or brains? 

Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u

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Source: fragmentedd

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

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Source: deansguilt

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jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

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Source: fragilehuge

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punkyears:

If music has never made you cry you’re not listening to music

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Source: punkyears

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twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

au de homõ

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Source: ohboyafangirl

  • dean: wtf
  • everyone: dean wtf
  • cas: *struttin*
  • dean: wHaT ARe YoU?????
  • cas: i am an angel of the lord
  • dean: naw man those don't exist
  • cas: *wings*
  • dean: asdfasglkjiloveyouasdkfjh
  • cas: hella
Source: redvinesandbroadway

rubble-or-sins:

slowlygoingmad:

relahvant:

OH MY GOD

May have just died inside. xD

it took me about 20 years to even notice omg

rubble-or-sins:

slowlygoingmad:

relahvant:

OH MY GOD

May have just died inside. xD

it took me about 20 years to even notice omg

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Source: aliveinmusic

thearbiter:

lilprince:

tenmilesfromhome:

doctorbethany:

inappropriate-arousal:

youblowuponesun:

haus-of-ill-repute:

toocooltobehipster:

map of British accents!!

How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?

this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thank

And these are only the main ones, sometimes they can be done town by town or village by village. 
By dad once went to a meeting in London and because of his accent a complete stranger knew which village in Yorkshire he was from. 

The thing about the somerset accent is that everyone in and around somerset can do it by just saying the word cider

You mean “Zoy-derr” right?

Ah, the home counties (South East). You know that accent the rest of the world thinks is “British” it’s that one XD

Fun Fact: Newfoundland, Canada has more dialects of English than any other place
Which is weird, because the rest of canada doesn’t really have all that many.

thearbiter:

lilprince:

tenmilesfromhome:

doctorbethany:

inappropriate-arousal:

youblowuponesun:

haus-of-ill-repute:

toocooltobehipster:

map of British accents!!

How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?

this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thank

And these are only the main ones, sometimes they can be done town by town or village by village. 

By dad once went to a meeting in London and because of his accent a complete stranger knew which village in Yorkshire he was from. 

The thing about the somerset accent is that everyone in and around somerset can do it by just saying the word cider

You mean “Zoy-derr” right?

Ah, the home counties (South East). You know that accent the rest of the world thinks is “British” it’s that one XD

Fun Fact: Newfoundland, Canada has more dialects of English than any other place

Which is weird, because the rest of canada doesn’t really have all that many.

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Source: toocooltobehipster