Nerdfighter, whovian, potterhead, nightvalean, cumbercookie, youtube fanatic, part-time companion. No giant squids of anger allowed.

allenvelez:

notable achievements

allenvelez:

notable achievements

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

(Source: marvobow)

penis-hilton:

beach looks

penis-hilton:

beach looks

Anonymous asked:

What does your URL mean? Just curious! Have a lovely day

It’s a nickname I got in second (I think) grade. 

yaoid:

speculationspectrum:

ninehundredyearoldtimelord:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

I didn’t understand that reference at first so I looked it up and apparently there were fifty-seven academics who theorized that Shakespeare was gay/bisexual.

Also, sonnet 57 is supposed to be about a guy that Shakespeare was in love with.

The Doctor remarks at one point in this episode that a skull looks like that of a Sycorax. Shakespeare claims he’s using that word, as he likes it. There is a Shakespeare character called Sycorax. #researchpayskids

I always love it when this shows up on my dash.

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

(Source: fivetail)

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

(Source: buckyfrost)

too-relieved-to-grieve:

kristoffbjorgman:

ouijasexting:

so no change



I’M FUCKING DELETING

too-relieved-to-grieve:

kristoffbjorgman:

ouijasexting:

so no change

image

I’M FUCKING DELETING

1lostone:

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

I just. Omg.

kitt66:

So in between all that running around and acting for the cameras he signed autographs and posed with fans and also helped lost tourists? Is there no end to this mans powers?

kitt66:

So in between all that running around and acting for the cameras he signed autographs and posed with fans and also helped lost tourists? Is there no end to this mans powers?

raybutts:

thisisjefficus:

THIS IS SO HELPFUL

REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NORTHERN IRELAND IS IN FACT IN THE UK.

raybutts:

thisisjefficus:

THIS IS SO HELPFUL

REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NORTHERN IRELAND IS IN FACT IN THE UK.

i-may-be-strange:

His character was golden and the only reason to watch that train wreck

(Source: freak-thefreak-out)

poppypicklesticks:

i-was-a-teenage-anarchist:

I deleted the commentary because it has nothing to with the artist’s intent. Some asshat decided to delete her commentary to make it about body image when that had nothing to do with it. From Lizbarfart:



In Art History 101, we learned that the Venus of Willendorf could possibly have been a self-portrait, and because there weren’t mirrors at the time, the woman would have had to look down at herself for reference, explaining the warped proportions. Of course, no one knows for sure, but I liked the idea of it, so I decided to do a quick self-portrait using the same method of reference.





Please stop spreading that fucking false commentary because it isn’t what the artist wanted at all.



its really disgusting
how dare you steal an artist’s work and strip it of its intention and make it alll about you
not only that, they are like “omg this girl sees herself as ugly this is why girls have it so hard” SHE PROBABLY FELT JUST FINE ABOUT HER BODY UNTIL YOU STARTED ASSUMING SHE SAW HERSELF AS UGLY AND SOMEHOW SAW UGLINESS IN THIS 

poppypicklesticks:

i-was-a-teenage-anarchist:

I deleted the commentary because it has nothing to with the artist’s intent. Some asshat decided to delete her commentary to make it about body image when that had nothing to do with it. From Lizbarfart:

In Art History 101, we learned that the Venus of Willendorf could possibly have been a self-portrait, and because there weren’t mirrors at the time, the woman would have had to look down at herself for reference, explaining the warped proportions. Of course, no one knows for sure, but I liked the idea of it, so I decided to do a quick self-portrait using the same method of reference.

Please stop spreading that fucking false commentary because it isn’t what the artist wanted at all.

its really disgusting

how dare you steal an artist’s work and strip it of its intention and make it alll about you

not only that, they are like “omg this girl sees herself as ugly this is why girls have it so hard” SHE PROBABLY FELT JUST FINE ABOUT HER BODY UNTIL YOU STARTED ASSUMING SHE SAW HERSELF AS UGLY AND SOMEHOW SAW UGLINESS IN THIS